Mad dog Kinney

"And he's down for the count! The crowd is going wild! Mighty Mike Novotny has taken it on the chin from Mad Dog Kinney! 7, 8, 9, get up you bum! The winner and new champion is..."

[Ep 301]

It's you, you, you again...

It's you, you, you again

Dreamy crush with the sun coming up

Glance, look, stare

Stake in my heart

It beats so fast, so fast it stops

I think we jam like gel, jelly baby

Come on make it happen

Peach malibu

Peach malibu

Empty your vessel for me

Cause we travel together on bus 43

[Greek Buck - Minimal Peach, ep 102]

Music archive

Episode 101

01. Greek Buck - Spunk (Opening Credits)
02. The Tamperer featuring Maya - Can You Feel It? (Babylon)
03. Katty B - Let's Hear It for the Boy (Babylon)
04. Junkie XL - Synasthesia (Mikey looking for Brian)
05. Ruff Driverz -Deeper Love (Justin on Liberty Ave.)
06. Darude - Sandstorm (Brian sees Justin)
07. Full Frontal - You Think You're a Man (Brian and Justin in apartment)
08. Heather Small - Proud (Michael and Brian on roof)
09. Bootsy McQueen - X-hale Slowly(Leaving the hospital)
10. The Aloof - So Good (Brian and Justin in bed)
11. Meg Lee Chin - Heavy Scene (Taking Justin to school)
12. Robin Black - More Effeminate Than You (Brian and Michael in jeep)
13. Greek Buck - Spunk (End Credits)



Episode 102

01. Tom Third - Freefall (Justin in the locker room)
02. The Lawyer - I Wanna Mmm (Brian and client in bathroom)
03. Courtesy of MasterSource - Turn it Around (Working out)
04. Prairie Oyster - Louisiette (Michael enters sports bar)
05. Michael Chase - Liar Song (Michael talks football)
06. Karaoke - Think (Emmett sings)
07. Peer Music - Mambo Lupita (Brian tells Swayze story)
08. Mike Drury - Dancin' (Like it's the last day of my life) (Michael and Justin)
09. Greek Buck - Minimal Peach (Michael in old room)
10. The Dandy Warhols - Sleep (Brian and Justin by car)
11. Barry Harris featuring Pepper Masi - Dive In The Pool (End Credits)



Episode 103

01. The Flying Bukgar Klezmer Band - Ishai's Freylekh (The Bris)
02. Courtesy of MasterSource - Walking In Wonderland (At the gym)
03. Jeff Peacock - Up Yours (At the diner)
04. Trigbag - Showtime (Brian sees Mr. E)
05. Novy vs. Eniac - Superstar (Brian sees Mr.E again)
06. Pod - Banana (Brian loses Mr. E/Tracy spots Michael)
07. DJ Matt C - Go 48 (Bass Mix) (Vic lends Justin his card)
08. Friburn & Urik - Take Me, Love Me (Squeeze Me Baby) (Justin & Daphne enter club)
09. Barry Harris - Dive In The Pool (Brian & Michael together)
10. Basement Jaxx - Bingo Bango (Ted in Babylon)
11. Joe Quaranto - Here's A Little Something (Emmett finds Katsuo)
12. The Kinky Boyz - The Only Way Is Up (Emmett, Brian & Michael in club)
13. Orang'e - The Music (Razor n Guido Club Mix) (Brian steps into crowd)
14. Katty B. - Let's Hear It For The Boy (Justin enters the dance floor)
15. Barry Harris - Dive In The Pool (End Credits)



Episode 104

01. Erotimania - Digga Digga Daa (Boys at Liberty Diner)
02. Fluke - Absurd (Justin & Christian Cleaning Up)
03. See Spot Run - Weightless (Justin's Room)
04. DuMonde - Just Feel Free (Justin and Jennifer in car)
05. Iggy Pop - I Need Somebody (Brian at Babylon)
06. Kristine W. - Lovin' You (Michael at Ted's)
07. Velvet - Blue Green (Michael & Emmett at Woodys)
08. Touch 'N Go - Straight To Number One (Brian & Justin in Michael's Room)
09. Barry Harris feat. Pepper Meshay - Dive In The Pool (Michael & Brian Dancing)
10. Barry Harris feat. Pepper Meshay - Dive In The Pool (End Credits)



Episode 105

01. See To Sky - Up Jumped The Boogie (Liberty Diner)
02. Joey Negro - Saturday (Club Mix) (Woodys)
03. Speedbump - Deeper (Jennifer at Woody's)
04. Meg Lee Chin - Heavy Scene (Jennifer and Debbie)
05. Da Hool - Eirchelruck (Brian and Client at Babylon)
06. Junkie XL - Billy Club (Justin's Art Show)
07. Pepe Deluxe - Everybody Pass Me By (Michael getting ready for date)
08. Roger Webb - Continental Impressions (Dinner with David and Michael)
09. Trigbag - Sunshine (Michael at Babylon)
10. Kinky Boyz feat. Kia - Sexy Boy (Michael at Babylon/ Brian & Gus)
11. Barry Harris feat. Pepper Meshay - Dive In The Pool (End Credits)



Episode 106

01. Derrick Carter - Life Is Like A Circle (Ted & Emmett at Torso)
02. DJ Matt C - The Struggle For Survival (Gym)
03. Judy Albanese - You (Brian & Dr. Dave at Woodys)
04. Speedbump - Do You Love Me (Brian & Dr. Dave at Woodys)
05. Dagmar Peckova - Sesto's Aria (Ted & Roger listen to music)
06. Dagmar Peckova - Sesto's Aria (Ted & Roger Making out)
07. Dagmar Peckova - Sesto's Aria (Ted alone in bed)
08. Soundblast - I Love (Debbie & Jennifer at Woody's)
09. B*U - Summerfire (Babylon)
10. Abbacadabra - Dancing Queen (Brian/Michael dance at Babylon)
11. Shannon - Give Me Tonight (Michael messed up at Babylon)
12. Baby Fox - Ladybird (Brian stares at Justins Sketch)
13. Barry Harris feat. Pepper Meshay - Dive In The Pool (End Credit)


Episode 107

01. H-Block - Punk Police (Tattoo Parlor)
02. Jersey - Class War (Justin gets Pierced)
03. Steve Yanko - Gemini (Liberty Diner)
04. Novy - I Rock (Woody's)
05. H2so4 - Little Soul (Craig in Justin's Room/ Brian & Justin)
06. Alex Gopher - Party People (Studs in Suds)
07. Mick Maher - Lost Dawg (Brian In Jeep)
08. Bettina - Sexy (Michael & David see Brian Dancing)
09. B*U - Summerfire (Babylon)
10. Abbacadabra - Dancing Queen (Brian/Michael dance at Babylon)
11. AntiLoop - Start Rockin (David dancing with Brian)
12. Luna Chique - Liquid Space (David tells Brian to let Michael Go)
13. Luna Chique - Liquid Space (End Credit)



Episode 108

01. ? - ? (Craig attacks Brian)
02. Chin - Anything (Debbie collapses)
03. Madonna - Don't Tell Me (The Loft - Justin stays over)
04. Tyler Yarema - For One More Day (Debbie & Vic)
05. Marc Ferrari - Turn It Round (Gym)
06. Full Intention - Hustle Espanol (Woody's)
07. Carey Bell - Teardrops (Justin watches Brian/"Hotlanta")
08. Luigi Sabatini - Certainly (Diner)
09. Master Source - Just The Beat (Diner)
10. Sky - Superhero (Justin/Brian leave Justin's house)
11. Angel Moon - He's All I Want (Brian's Apt. - Brian and Justin at dinner)
12. Angel Moon - He's All I Want (End Credits)



Episode 109

01. Patria - Good Love (Woody's)
02. Joe Quaranto - Kissy Kissy (Loft - Justin doing Homework)
03. Sherlock Holmes - Heaven 99 (Babylon)
04. Shannon McNally - Down & Dirty (Lindsey & Mel In Bed)
05. Vern Checchoo - Lonesome & Hurting (Bar with Brian's Dad)
06. Rod Stuart - Do You Think I'm Sexy (Emmett & Ted at Babylon)
07. Robert Palmer - Bad Case Of Loving You (Dr. Dave asks Michael to Move In)
08. Robert Palmer - Bad Case Of Loving You (End Credits)



Episode 110

01. Alcazar - Crying at the Discotheque (Woody's - Mysterious Marilyn)
02. Pepe Deluxe - Women In Blue (Liberty Diner - Boys at Diner)
03. Guys Singing - Boy From NYC (Guys Singing In Jeep)
04. The Ad Libs - Boy From NYC (Shots of NYC / Boys in NYC)
05. Amanda Ghost - Filthy Mind (Peter Rauhofer Club Mix) (Brian & Justin in hotel bed)
06. Jay-Jay Johanson - Suffering (Dr. Dave's Fantasy)
07. Jay-Jay Johanson - Suffering (End Credits)



Episode 111

01. David Bowie - Boys Keep Swinging (Boys Walk Down Street)
02. Crico Castelli - A Day In Copacabana (Ted/Melanie in Sex Shop)
03. Flex - Sweet Thing (The Birthday Party)
04. Supa Kings - Back 'N Forth (The Birthday Party)
05. Stonebridge - I Like (The Birthday Party)
06. Wamdue Project - King Of My Castle (The Birthday Party)
07. Joi Cardwell - Jump for Joi (The Birthday Party)
08. Luna Chique- Silence (The Birthday Party)
09. Fantastic Plastic Machine - Disco at the End of the World (The Birthday Party)
10. David Bowie - Boys Keep Swinging (Brian alone)
11. David Bowie - Boys Keep Swinging (End Credits)



Episode 112

01. Velvet - Funky Dancer (Woody's - Brian & Ted)
02. Tin Star - Disconnected Child (Michael & Dave in Bedroom/ Brian in Alley)
03. Armand Van Helden - Egyptian Magician (Ted picks up "2nds"/ Matt approaches Emmett)
04. Sandy B - Feel Like Singing (Diner - Justin tries to play middle man)
05. Mambo - Mambo Jambo (Justin is on to Brian)
06. House Of Gypsies - Samba (Transitions)
07. Groovecult feat. Safiye - Bang to the Beat (Michael and David)
08. Groovecult feat. Safiye - Bang to the Beat (End Credits)



Episode 113

01. Wild Strawberries - Careful (Lesbian Baby Party)
02. Quincy Freak - Funky Noise (Babylon-Emmett makes panic phone call)
03. Roy Davis Jr. - Watch Them Come (Matt & Emmett at coffee shop)
04. The Step Kings - Vibe (Brian & Kip in his office)
05. Beck - Beautiful Way (Lesbian Bar-Melanie smokes with Marianne)
06. Rinocerose - La Guitaristic House Organisation (Brian & Kip at his Apt)
07. Greek Buck - Orgasm Edict (Melanie & Marianne in bedroom)
08. Halo - Keep Reaching (Babylon - Boy's talk Manrammer)
09. The Step Kings - Vibe (Brian's being sued for sexual harassment)
10. The Step Kings - Vibe (End Credits)



Episode 114

01. Van McCoy - Do The Hustle (Vic & Deb Doing The Hustle)
02. Brian & Michael - Just Because You Love Me (Brian & Mikey Remember)
03. Tess - Viva L'Amour (Boys at Woody's)
04. Peabo Bryson/Roberta Flack - Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You (Emmett/Heather visualizing)
05. Halo Varga - Future (Justin and Kip)
06. Walter Murphy - A Fifth Of Beethoven (Michael/Dr. David "dance")
07. Love Inc. - Do Ya Feel The Love (Babylon - Ted & Mel discuss Emmett)
08. Mint Royale - Shake Me (Babylon)
09. Mint Royale - Shake Me (End Credits)



Episode 115

01. Rinocerose - Radiocapte (Liberty Diner - Guys Hanging Out)
02. Byron Stingly - U-Turn me (The Leather Ball)
03. Recon - Cultural Year Zero (Leather Demonstration)
04. Massiv - Who Am I (Dale Invites Ted to his place, back room)
05. H2so4 - I Need Feel (Ted Opens the Door)
06. 45 Dip - Green Tomatoes (Ted questions diet - Liberty Diner)
07. Fluke - Kitten Moon (Ted arrives at Dale's for fun)
08. The Smiths - How soon is now (Brian picks up picture of his Dad)
09. The Smiths - How soon is now (End Credits)



Episode 116

01. Francis Lai - Theme From A Man and A Woman (Dr Dave pays and pays again)
02. Mo Koffman - Devil's Brew (Dr Dave & Michael argue - In Restaurant)
03. Geri Halliwell - These Boots Are Made For Walking (Babylon - Dyke Nite)
04. Terry Day - C'est Ma Chanson D'Amour (Mel meets Guillaume - Fantasy)
05. Rainbow Club - Treasure (Liberty Diner - Michael's no boytoy)
06. Jean-Michel Bernard/Alain Goldstein - Allo Depanneur (Lindsay's House she's getting married)
07. Malina - By Your Side (The Gang's at Woody's)
08. Touch 'N Go - Straight To Number 1 (Michael & Dr Dave having fun)
09. Gang of Four - I Parade Myself (Liberty Ave. - Justin makes enemies)
10. Gang of Four - I Parade Myself (End Credits)



Episode 117

01. 45 Dip - Lizzie's Balloon (Melanie and Lindsay talk on couch)
02. Mtrax - Trip Chick (Brian, Ted & Emmett at Liberty Diner)
03. Phil Dwire - Max's Mambo (Party at David's House Jazz 1)
04. Jean Paul Catoul - Red Scarf (Party at David's House-Jazz Fusion)
05. Top Cat - Feel Cool (Party-Justin puts on new music)
06. Melanie - I Say a Little Prayer (Melanie Sings to Gus)
07. Alex Gopher - Party People (Party Scene everyone is dancing)
08. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me (Party Scene - Michael Talks to David)
09. Luigi Sabatini - Cu Cu Rru Cu Cu Paloma (Deb's House-Everyone eating)
10. Luigi Sabatini - Ciao For Now (Deb's House - Michael addresses the group)
11. Basement Jaxx - Rendez-Vous (Brian and Justin Outside)
12. Basement Jaxx - Rendez-Vous (End Credits)



Episode 118

01. Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy (Boys at Babylon)
02. Pusaka (Chris Cox) - The Worst Thing For Me (Prowlers In Towels)
03. Mindtrap feat. Louise Clark - Keep Rushin' (Babylon Bathroom - Ted finds Blake)
04. Mousse T vs Hot N Juicy - Horny (Bath House)
05. Ah Forse Lui from La Traviatta (Ted looks for his wallet)
06. Temperance - Forever Young (Babylon - Justin & Brian)
07. Queen - Kind Of Magic (Justin Drawing)
08. Queen - Kind Of Magic (End Credits)



Episode 119

01. DJ Tomcraft - The Mission (Brian gets phone call in bed)
02. The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic (Pool - Daphne Intro's Glen)
03. Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar (Interior Babylon)
04. Fuzz Townsend - Auntie Tom's (Woody's - Justin gets advice on girls)
05. T.O.S. - Only When I'm Late (Woody's - Justin gets advice on girls)
06. RCA Italiana Orchestra and Chorus - Giusto ciel! In tal periglio (The Funeral - Brian Smokes)
07. Creeper Lagoon - Wonderful Love (Daphne and Justin in his bedroom)
08. Kellie - My Love (Emmett warns Blake to stay away)
09. Fuzz Townsend - Hey Sister (Liberty Diner- Daphne's Flirting with Justin)
10. Chemical Brothers - Let Forever Be (Brian and Michael Bowl)
11. Darren Glover - Resign (Interior CD store)
12. La Traviata - Damml Tu Forza, O Clelo (Ted rescues Blake)
13. Badly Drawn Boy - The Shining (Brian Bowls)
14. Badly Drawn Boy - The Shining (End Credits)



Episode 120

01. 12" Boys - Big Thick Muscle (King of Babylon Photo Shoot)
02. 2 Elements - Now That I Have Found You (Boys at Liberty Diner)
03. Book Of Love - Boy (Ted/Blake Alone)
04. DJ Prince & Justin K - Got To Have (Fireman Dancing/Brian's a Jerk)
05. From Sopersound - Sunday In The Park (Men's Bathroom in Mall with Vic)
06. Victor Calderone - Are You Satisfied (Emmett walks alone/Cop dancer)
07. From "West Side Story" - Pas de Deux (Emmett Spots Brent)
08. Those 2 - Get Wicked (Brian signs up/Sheba talks to Justin)
09. Tchaikovsky - Love's Theme: Romeo & Juliet (Emmett & Brent)
10. Huevos Rancheros - What a Way To Run A Railroad (Fun in Bathroom)
11. Bedrock - Heaven Scent (John Johnson Mix) (Brent's welcome, Blake's not)
12. Rosabel - The Power (Ted wants to be with Blake)
13. Kim English - Jumpin' and Pumpin' (Leather Dancer/Bathroom)
14. Tchaikovsky - Les Mirlitons (Emmett & Brent and dreams)
15. Blur - Song 2 (techno mix) (Dr. Dave on stage)
16. Operatica "O" - Melancholy Rose (Dr. Dave surrounded/Justin plans)
17. The Hamilton Philharmonic Orchestra - Pezzo In Forma di Sonatina (Emmett & Brent break up)
18. Carole Pope - High School Confidential (Justin dancing)
19. Megatrax Library - Hall of Heroes (Justin crowned king)
20. Dillon & Dickins - Queers R Doin' It (Justin steals Brian's "prize")
21. Garbage - You Look So Fine (Brian sees Justin in back room)
22. Plasmic Honey - Why Can't We See (Deb/Mel arrive - Blake gets $$)
23. Touch 'N Go - So Hot (Michael requests dance)
24. Epicenter Music Library - Violin, Full Orchestra Speak (Emmett & Brent's final meeting)
25. 12" Boys - Big Thick Muscle (Diner)
26. 12" Boys - Big Thick Muscle (End Credits)



Episode 121

01. "Extreme Music" - Deck-A-Dent (Brian gets trophy)
02. The Demics - New York City (Brian and Adam)
03. Adtrax - Stay (Background Music at the Atlas Awards)
04. Diana Krall - I'm Just A Lucky So and So (Ted & Blake in the Store)
05. Fluke - Mosh (David & Michael Phone Sex)
06. Tarantella - Saturn (Boys at Woody's)
07. Frank Di Carlo - Score from "Washed Up" (Di Carlo Movie Score)
08. Tom Third - The Conversation (Adam calls - Brian doesn't get the Job)
09. Bizet - La Fleur Que Tu M'Avais (from Carmen) (Blake comes onto Ted)
10. Louis Prima - The Music Goes 'Round and Around (Restaurant Phone Call)
11. Jamie Oakes - Go To The Water (Brian at the Bar)
12. Jamie Oakes - Go To The Water (End Credits)



Episode 122

01. Veda Simpson - Oooh Baby (Fuck Me, Baby) (Countdown to 30)
02. From The Music People library - Deep Grief (Happy 30th)
03. Laura Rosch - Lonesome Kitty Blues (Lindsay & Brian shopping)
04. Offenbach from "Les Contes d'Hoffmann" - C'est Une Chanson D'Amour (Blake's tweaked)
05. Sal Dano - Come Into Me (Boys at Babylon)
06. The Colein - Spreading The Light (Boys at Babylon)
07. from de wolfe music library - Blisters (The Flannel Party)
08. BLAM, remixed by Paul Mac - Happy Feet (High Heels Mix) (Brian's private party)
09. Stan Rogers - Watching The Apples Grow (The Flannel Party)
10. Johnny Horton - North To Alaska (The Flannel Party)
11. from Morning Music Library - Buffalo Gals (The Flannel Party)
12. soulDecision - Faded (The Prom)
13. Basement Jaxx - Bingo Bango (Latin Mix) (The Prom)
14. The Drifters - Save The Last Dance (Brian and Justin Dance at the Prom)
15. Garbarek with The Hilliard Ensemble - Parce Mihi Domine (Hospital)
16. Garbarek with The Hilliard Ensemble - Parce Mihi Domine (End Credits)

Episode 201

01. Elizabeth Withers - Risin' (At Babylon)
02. Jon-Sel (aka Love God) - 21st Century Man (Michael finds Brian)
03. Stickman - Stick 79 (Emmett looking for a new roommate)
04. Alain Leroux - Menuetto in A Major (The Wedding)
05. Bette Byers - Court Music (Still at the Wedding)
06. Darude - Feel The Beat (Remix) (Justin on Liberty St.)
07. Junkie XL - Love Like A Razor Blade (Justin on Liberty St.)
08. The Go Go's - We Got The Beat (Wedding Party, Lindsay proposes to Melanie)
09. Moonface - Roton (Newscast of glued toilet)
10. Skindive - No More Good Guys (Brian drops off Justin)
11. Skindive - No More Good Guys (End Credits)



Episode 202

01. Paul Inston - Nightmare (Justin's nightmare)
02. Mandalay - Beautiful (Boys at Babylon)
03. Paul Inston - Nightmare (Justin arrives at the loft)
04. Stickman - Stick 79 (Boys at Gym)
05. The Dears - Deathrow or Heathrow (Justin and Brian in the Jeep)
06. 480 East - On the Strip (Michael & Emmett as naked waiters)
07. Smokin Joe - Feel the Rhythm (Brian talks to a shrink at Woody's)
08. Soul Decision - Faded (Re-Enacting the prom)
09. The Drifters - Save the Last Dance for Me (Re-Enacting the dance at the prom)
10. Lhasa - De Cara a la Pared (Lindsay says yes to Melanie)
11. Sigur Ros - Svefn-G-Englur (End Credits)



Episode 203

01. Kevin Laliberte - Some Day (Gay As Blazes Dinner Party)
02. The Music People - Q Link (Gay As Blazes Theme)
03. DJ LaFleche - Spanish Fly (Dee Main Mix) (Liberty St., Brian and Michael)
04. The Music People - Nova Estrella 2 (Emmett has a new job)
05. Iggy pop and The Stooges - Dirt (Brian & Cop, Mel & Linz)
06. The Music People - To Joao (Emmett & Blaine)
07. Sugarpussy - MK1 (We Like The Music) (Woody's)
08. Gorillaz - Man Research (The Orgy)
09. OnePhatDeeva featuring Lisa Millett - Bad Habits (ATFC - Global Froove Mask Mix)(Michael confronts Brian)
10. Magnetic Fields - When My Boy Walks Down The Street (Justin walks to Brian)
11. Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes (Brian & Michael at Comicon)
12. The Stranglers - No More Heroes (End Credits)



Episode 204

01. Ultra Nate - Free (Pride opening)
02. Love Tribe - Stand Up (Babylon)
03. Barry Harris - I Got My Pride (Babylon)
04. Fluke - Switch (Brian's new concept for drink label)
05. Daft Punk - One More Time (Brian's test is a success/Ted finds out)
06. Mike Cruz presents Inaya Day & Chino Ro - Movin' Up (Brian shows Poole his new target)
07. The Gypsymen - Babarabatiri (Pride Parade)
08. Paranoid Jack - Ya Slippin' (Lindsay hands Gus to Brian)
09. Matthaus - Need U (Lindsay hops on Mel's bike)
10. The Stickmen - Guacabourdes (Michael in drag)
11. Basement Jaxx - Romeo ( Ted meets someone)
12. Abba - Chiquitita (Liberty Ave, dancing)
13. Ultra Nate - Free (End Credits)



Episode 205

01. Drag Kings - Follow That Dream (Mel & Lindz announce the wedding)
02. Extreme Music - Swanky Panky (Ted in bed)
03. Extreme Music - The Pussy Posse (Ted in bed con'd)
04. Extreme Music - Easy Tiger (Ted's Intervention)
05. John Bottomley - Panic Wreck (Michael in comic store)
06. Crystal Method - Wild, Sweet & Cool (Michael wants a dream)
07. Sopersound - Soft & Warm (Michael in Clown suit)
08. Hellen Keller - Cog (Michael asks Captain Astro for help)
09. Hellen Keller - Cog (Ted realizes his porn idea)
10. Phunky Data - You (Michael/Ted announce their dreams)
11. Kurt Swinghammer - Sketch (Justin/Michael)
12. Drag Kings - Follow That Dream (Michael follows dream)
13. Sloan - If It Feels Good Do It (End Credits)



Episode 206

01. Bizet - Carmen (The boys witness first hand jerk@work)
02. Hawksley Workman - Striptease (Split screen on the street to Comic store)
03. Lindy - Everywhere at Once (Lindsay Ben makes Michael an offer)
04. Extreme Music - Swingville Sashay (How big is your zucchini?)
05. The Crystal Method - The Name of the Game (Justin catches Brian in action)
06. The Weekend Diner - The Single (Emmett is invisible)
07. Pepe Deluxe - Big Muff (Emmett & Ted spot Zack O'Toole)
08. Gob - No Regrets (Michael arrives at college, chickens out)
09. Greek Buck - Ashtray (Justin confronts Brian)
10. Verdi - La Donna E Mobile (Emmett gets job on Ted's web)
11. The Smiths - Unloveable (Debbie talks to Brian about Justin)
12. Thunderpuss - Fuck Me Harder (Fetch Dixon)
13. Satoshi Tomiie feat. Deanna - Sneaky One (Justin & Brian come to an agreement)
14. Satoshi Tomiie feat. Deanna - Sneaky One (End Credits)



Episode 207

01. The Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict (Emmett goes for the record)
02. The Supers - A Stitch In Time (Comic Book Store)
03. The Music People - The Thought Of You (Lindsay asks for money from parents)
04. Rank 1 - Such Is Life (Michael T. Diamond Remix) (Brian stirs up trouble)
05. Zulu - That Groove (party preparations)
06. A. Dvorak - On The Holy Mountain (The Lame party)
07. Mozart - Larghetto (The Lame party)
08. B-52's - Love Shack (Melanie/Lindsay's Party)
09. Marilyn Monroe - My Heart Belongs To Daddy (The debate's over,friends again)



Episode 208

01. Pepe Deluxe - Before You leave (Michael has Ben vision)
02. John Alcorn - The Man I Love (Michael meets bachelors #1, 2, & 3)
03. Fantastic Plastic Machine - Bachelor Pad (Brian shoots Michael)
04. Paul Mac - Heat Seeking Pleasure Machine (Brian encourages Justin to go to party)
05. Handsome Devil - Tie Me Up (Justin at party, spots Eric)
06. Handsome Devil - Tie Me Up (Justin goes easy on Eric)
07. Vibrolux - Turn to Gold (Justin Kisses Eric)
08. Megatrax - Love's Tender Fury (Emmet arrives at mansion)
09. Emmett - If My Friends Could See Me Now (Emmet is alone in parlour)
10. Morgan Page - Pathways (Brian is feeling his age)
11. Schubert - Quartet No. 13 Op. 29 (Burgers in the Limo)
12. John Alcorn - I'll Know (Michael thinks Ben is his match)
13. Iio - Rapture (Brian & Justin forget everyone else)
14. John Alcorn - The Man I Love (reprise) (End Credits)



Episode 209

01. Aubrey - Stand Still (Baths/Babylon)
02. DJ Serious - The Enlightening (Brian visits mom/basketball game)
03. The Music People - In The Chapel (Brian at Church)
04. Megatrax - Romantic Moment (Ted's condo - morning hard-on)
05. Karaoke Singer - Hot Stuff (Woody's)
06. Michael - Ben (Woody's)
07. Zeroid - Music (Brian goes to confession)
08. Bull Moose Jackson Int. - Get Off The Table Mabel (Michael brings home Ben)
09. Bull Moose Jackson - You Been Doin' To Him What I Wish You Were Doin' To Me (Dinner at Debbie's house)
10. Raje - Worship You (Babylon/back room)
11. The Pet Shop Boys - Break For Love (Friburn & Urik Tribal Mix) (Michael's and Ben/Babylon)
12. The Pet Shop Boys - Break For Love (Friburn & Urik Tribal Mix) (End Credits)



Episode 210

01. The Soft Boys - I Wanna Destroy You (Captain Astro is dead)
02. Dvorak - Spring Song (Banquet hall, Mel &Lindsay taste food)
03. Michelle Shocked - Good News (Mel & Lindsay fight about the wedding)
04. Delerium - Underwater (Emmett introduces George to the gang)
05. Wild Life - I Don't Want You (Emmett and George dance)
06. Millenium Project - Shades of Youth (Linsay and Mel bicker over Newspaper)
07. Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice (Brian Gives Capt. Astro eulogy)
08. Mitch Magonet - Piano Medley (Emmett meets George's Ex-wife)
09. Jayn Hanna - Lost Without You (Ben & Michael, candlelight vigil)
10. Chemical Brothers - Out of control (Brian ignores Justin's warning)
11. Chemical Brothers - Out of control (End Credits)



Episode 211

01. Bikini Kill - Rebel Girl (Lindz/Mel stagette, seeing Mysterious Marilyn)
02. Pat Hodges - You Make Me Feel Good (Love Machine Disco Filter Dub) (Brian wins the tickets at Woody's)
03. The Music People - Zouloumania (Michael buys the statue)
04. Eddie Baez - Eddie's Beats (Brian trying on clothes)
05. DJ Rage - Gimme The Beat (Babylon)
06. Slapheadz - Comaphobia (Brian in the tanning bed)
07. The Emperor's Quartet - Valse Lente (George shows Emmett the room)
08. Sarah McLachlan - Touch (Wedding Intro)
09. kd lang - Simple (Wedding Extro)
10. Celeda - Let The Music Use You Up (White Party)
11. Celeda - Let The Music Use You Up (End Credits)



Episode 212

01. Crystal Method - Roll It Up (Babylon)
02. Miguel Graca - Pineapple (Ted and Emmett at Rain)
03. Science Dept. - Breathe (Ted, Emmett, Mel and Lindsay eat at Rain)
04. Karmadelic - Nothingness (Justin tells about Brian & Ben)
05. Folk Implosion - My Ritual (Michael at Rypt Gym)
06. Way Out West - Intensify (Ted's in A-Gay heaven)
07. Ian Pooley - Caracao Tambor (Ted bores the guests)
08. Falco Porn Music - Falco Porn Music (Debbie and Jennifer search the bath house)
09. Balligomingo - Purify (Ted off the A-Gay list)
10. Kosheen - Hide U (John Creamer & Stephane K Remix Edit) (Babylon)
11. Kosheen - Hide U (John Creamer & Stephane K Remix Edit) (End Credits)



Episode 213

01. Valerie M - Show Me Love ( Ted needs a big attraction)
02. Axwell - Dem Wicked Sounds (Jennifer tells Justin the bad news)
03. Divina Devore - One Of The Girls (Divina turns the boys down)
04. Ladytron - This Is Our Sound (Brian offers to help Justin)
05. Ron Sexsmith - These Days (The boys discuss Debbie's flame)
06. DJ Disciple(feat. Mia Cox) - Caught Up (Justin's wants to do it alone)
07. Orlando - I'm A Sex Machine (Justin looks for a new job)
08. Deborah Cox - Absolutely Not (Hex Hector Mix) (The Angel Ball)
09. Divina Devore - Cheek to Cheek (The Angel Ball)
10. Andy Stochansky Int. - Here Nor There (Justin can take care of himself)
11. Ron Sexsmith(feat. Chris Martin from Coldplay) - Gold In Them Hills (End Credits)



Episode 214

01. S.O.L.I.S. - Dolphin (Desert's Mashed Mix) (Babylon - Justin's working)
02. George Morel - True (The Faggot Is You) (Deep Dish Mix) (Going away party)
03. The Dears - Autotomy (Justin Working on Art Project)
04. Jim Witter - All My Life (Debbie & Horvath have dinner)
05. Miguel Graca - Blue Berry (Woody's)
06. Primal Scream - Exterminator (Gary tries to loosen up Justin)
07. Robin Black - Some of You Boys (Boys get pulled over)
08. Marilyn Manson - The Dope Show (after hours party at Gary's)
09. Paul Goodyear feat. Shauna Jensen - Take Me To Heaven (Brian and Justin)



Episode 215

01. Afro Cuban Band - Bang Bang (Eddie Baez 3 a.m. Mix) (Mikey, Brian and Justin at Babylon)
02. Michael Chase - Liar Song (Diner, Mikey and Justin decide to make a comic)
03. Yello - Oh Yeah (Mikey & Justin brainstorm)
04. Gus Gus - Teenage Sensation (More ideas, Brian and Justin in Bed)
05. Black Market Audio - Get Down (Michael & Justin working)
06. kinnder - Cristal (Brian destroying Michael and Justin's work)
07. kinnder - BDL (Mikey and Justin see the loft, Diner)
08. Twelve Tone - Freedom (Andy & The Lamboy Progressive Club Mix) (Mikey and Justin at a bar)
09. Extreme Music - Cheezy Intro (Porn Awards)
10. Extreme Music - Nanu Nanu (Porn Awards)
11. Extreme Music - Cheezy Intro (Porn Awards)
12. Peaches - Sucker (Leda moving in)
13. Yello - Oh Yeah (Brian, Rage comic)
14. Yello - Oh Yeah (End Credits)



Episode 216

01. Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar (Peter Heller's Expanded Mix) (The shots Babylon)
02. Reverend Brad & The Rainbow Voices - Put On Your Sunday Clothes (Emmett and Ted at singing with the group)
03. Konk West - And Now Bass (Ted misrepresenting his work to Luke)
04. The Dears - C'etait Pour La Passion (Michael tells the guys about the party)
05. Monchico - Monchico 3 (Evil P Remix) (Ted tells the guys he lied)
06. Charlatans UK - Love Is The Key (Lindsay and Brian at the loft)
07. H. Wienawsky perfomed by Lance Oullette - Scherzo Tarentella (Justin meets Ethan)
08. Kurt Swinghammer - Cold War (Ted and Luke's quality time together)
09. H. Wienawsky perfomed by Lance Oullette - Scherzo Tarentella (Brian gets Justin a gift after all)
10. The Music People - First Love (The surpirse party)
11. The Music People - Shogun (The surprise party, Ben arrives)
12. Paganini perfomed by Lance Oullette - Cantible (Justin visists Ethan)
13. KC Accidental - Is And of The (Ben explains what happened)
14. Paganini perfomed by Lance Oullette - Cantible (Justin playing Ethan's cd, the chair)
15. Rufus Wainwright - Poses (Brian looks at the flowers)
16. Rufus Wainwright - Poses (End Credits)



Episode 217

01. V.I.P - Ibzia (Manny's Tribal Mix) (Justin asks Brian to go away with him)
02. Funk 198 - Next Freak (Brian and Justin cont.)
03. Maow - Wank (Diner, LBD)
04. Freeplay Library - Smooth Sailing (Emmett at the ATM)
05. K.O.T. - I Want You (For Myself) (Luke Fair Remix) (Woody's,Emmett's 10 Million)
06. Alpinestars (feat. Brian Molko) - Carbon Kid (Brian's photo shoot)
07. Mambo Mambo Mambo - Perfidia (Emmett gives everyone gifts)
08. Placebo - Taste in Men (Brian and the assistant, arriving at Harvard Club)
09. Tom Third - Winter (Mel, Lindz, and Leda)
10. V.I.P - Ibiza (Manny's Tribal Mix) (Outside Babylon)
11. Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy (Brian walking away from Babylon)
12. Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy (Tail Credits)



Episode 218

01. Tricky - Evolution Revolution Love (Justin arrives home to "catch of the day")
02. Yuri Gorbachow - Overtone Singing (Ben Cooks Tibetan dinner)
03. Kreisler as perfomed by Lance Oullette - Le Tambourin Chinois (Daphne & Justin run into Ethan)
04. Filter - The Best Things (Justin & Brian make up for lost time)
05. Steve Gray - Jazz Club (Justin & Ethan have a picnic)
06. Blue Pill - Body (Ted & Mel try to get Emmett to settle)
07. Flashlight Brown - Patricia (Debbie finds out about Ben)
08. Sofa Surfers - Sofa Rockers (Justin has a floor picnic for Brian)
09. Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off (Brian gets inspired, back room)
10. J.S.Bach as perfomed by Lance Oullette - Preludio (Ethan practices)
11. J. Massenett as performed by Lance Ouellette - Meditation from Thais (Justin collects his song)
12. The Cure - Lovesong (End Credits)



Episode 219

01. P.I.C. - hiphopunkfunkmanboska (Ted has blinders on)
02. Beau Randall - Summertime Nashville (Debbie challenges the cops)
03. Placebo feat. David Bowie - Without You I'm Nothing (Brian and Justin in the shower)
04. Ethan - Le Tambourin Chinois (Ethan playing on the corner, Michale finds out)
05. Morel - Cabaret (part two) (Ted and Brian at Woody's)
06. Kim Mitchell - Rock 'n Roll Duty (Practising at the bowling alley)
07. Chemical Brothers - Surrender (Ted being Brian)
08. Noah Frank & Mark de Breyne - 44xx (Ted tells Emmett what actually happeed)
09. Chemical Brothers - Surrender (flashback to what really happened)
10. Noah Frank & Mark de Breyne - 44xx (back to Ted and Emmett)
11. Guido Osario - Werkin (B-Side) (Leda leaves girls, Brian's alone)
12. J.S. Bach as performed by Lance Oulette - Pre Ludio (Brian at Babylon, Michael hints)
13. The Stampeders - Sweet City Woman (Bowling alley)
14. Edgar Winter - Free Ride (bowling alley)
15. EMF - Unbelievable (Ben bowls)
16. Kevin Aviance - Alive (Calderone House Mix) (Celebratign at Woody's)
17. BLH III feat. 80 - Marscarter (Morel's pink noise remix) (Brian and Justin, Brian knows)
18. Sarah McLachlan - Plenty (End Credits)



Episode 220

01. Gavin Froome - Bostonion (Michael telling the guys about Ben leaving)
02. Mike Shepstone - B B My Baby (Ted and Emmett at Torso)
03. Jerome - En Fuite (at the restuarant, Ted tells Emmett how he feels)
04. Ultra Nate - I Don't Understand (Vic explaining what Ben is going through)
05. Lance Oulette - 5th Ascent (Ethan playing while upset with Justin)
06. Bellini (CBC Radio) - A Te, O'Cara (from I Purtani) (Emmett lets Ted down easy)
07. Noah's Art - Shining Star (Ben leaves the diner)
08. Kim English - Everyday (Hex Hector & Mac Quayle Club Mix) (Everyone at Babylon)
09. Mitch Magonet - Gayopolis Theme (Rage is here)
10. Psychedelic Waltons - Wonderland (Justin and Michael)
11. Bathezz - Infected (Mark's Basstoy Mix) (Emmett and Ted at the bar)
12. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Pete Heller's Stylus Remix) (Ben decides to stay)
13. Bjork - Human Behaviour (The Underworld Mix) (Justin leaves with Ethan/End credits)

Episode 301

01. Capitol K - Anon (Justin in the loft)
02. DJ Tiesto - Love's on Fire (Feat. Suzanne Palmer) (Brian and Mikey at Babylon)
03. Suzanne Palmer - Show Me (Michael T. Diamond Mix) (Babylon)
04. The Joel Plaskett Emergency - Maybe We Should Just Go Home (Comic book store/Michael sell's off last of Rage )
05. The Platters - The Magic Touch (Ted prepares the "toys" for Emmett)
06. Sigur Ros - The Nothing Song (AKA "njosnavelin") (Brian & Hustler/End credits)



Episode 302

01. Paganini - Etude No. 3 "La Campanella" (Ethan plays on the street )
02. The Snitches - Right before my Eyes (Brian on computer)
03. Body 2 Body - Let's Get Intimate (Jamie's Carnival Mix) (Brian at Underwear Party)
04. Mia - Woman (early remix) (Babylon-Brian dances alone/End Credits )



Episode 303

01. The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Infra Riot (Brian buys Corvette)
02. Sam Roberts - Brother Down (Brian & Michael get high)
03. The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Infra Riot (Brian takes trick for a ride)
04. DJ Darkzone - Watching You (Non Vocal Club Mix) (GLC Carvinal)
05. The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Infra Riot (End Credits)



Episode 304

01. The Four Tops - Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) (Watching the movers)
02. Divine - Native Love (Step By Step, Original) (Emmett Cooking)
03. Safe From Harm - Narcotic Thrust feat. Yvonne John Lewis (Peter Rauhofer Mix) (Brian and Ted at Babylon)
04. Not by Choice - Standing All Alone (John walks into his house)
05. Cassius - The Sound of Violence (Bracelet Scene)
06. Cassius - The Sound of Violence (End Credits)
Pnau - Follow Me (Justin returns Brian's bracelet, Screener Version, not shown on television)



Episode 305

01. Dwight Yoakum - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (waiting at the clinic)
02. Henryk Wieniawski - Scherzo-Tarantelle Op. 16 (Ethan plays at competiton)
03. Rosemary Clooney - Come On To My House (Jen shows Ted & Emmett houses)
04. Dwight Yoakum - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Michael runs to Mel & Lindsay's)
05. Aqua - Barbie Girl (Babylon (Emmett and Ted)
06. Dwight Yoakum - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (waiting at the clinic)
07. Dwight Yoakum - Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Mikey running with the cup)
08. Tilt feat. Maria Naylor - Headstrong(Relentless Mix) (Justin and Brian in the backroom)
09. Tilt feat. Maria Naylor - Headstrong(Relentless Mix) (End Credits)



Episode 306

01. ? - ? (Michael spies on Ben)
02. ? - ? (Outside Babylon)
03. ? - ? (Brian makes the new Commercial of Stockwell)
04. Broken Social Scene - Stars and Sons (Brian and Michael)
05. Beethoven - Piano Concerto No.5 (Justin realises)
06. Underworld - Sola Sistem (Justin and Brian at Woody's/End credits)



Episode 307

01. Gloria Bruno - From The Inside (Junior Vasquez Mix) (Brian and Justin in the backroom)
02. Gloria Bruno - From The Inside (Junior Vasquez Mix) (End Credits)



Episode 308

01. Sneaker Pimps - Loretta Young Silks (Justin Moping)
02. Deborah Cox - Mr. Lonely (Hex Hector Mix) (Brian and Justin)
03. Roc Project Featuring Tina Arena - Never (Tiesto Mix) (Brian and Justin)
04. Broken Social Scene - Lover's Spit (Brian and Justin Reunite)
05. Broken Social Scene - Lover's Spit (End Credits)



Episode 309

01. Namtrak vs. Chris Zippel - Viva Columbia (Cha Cha) (Opening Scene at Babylon)
02. Kristine W - Fly Again (Brian & Justin head for backroom)
03. Tim Deluxe feat. Sam Obernik - It Just Won't Do (Woody's)
04. The Trammps - Disco Inferno (Woody's)
05. Colourful Karma - For The Music (Guido Osorio Mix) (Michael and Brian playing darts)
06. Matthew Good Band - Weapon (Brian and Justin in bed)
07. Pete Townsend - Rough Boys (Brian with trick)
08. Pete Townsend - Rough Boys (End Credits)



Episode 310

01. Kristine W vs Murk - Some Lovin' (Peter Rauhofer Mix) (Brian and Justin)
02. Antonio Vivaldi - Mandolin Concerto in C Major (Ted driving)
03. Tricky - Mellow (Ted at Paradise Motel)
04. Yoko Ono - Walking On Thin Ice (Danny Tenaglia Club Mix) (Brian and Babylon, Justin and Brian)
05. Yoko Ono - Walking On Thin Ice (Danny Tenaglia Club Mix) (End Credits)



Episode 311

01. ? - ? (Ted, Em & Vic at home)
02. Georgie Porgie - Love's Gonna Save The Day (Woody's)
03. Johnny Marr & the Healers - Bangin' On (Brian and Justin at the loft)
04. Republica - Ready To Go (Brian and Justin at the loft)
05. Howie Beck - The One You Wanted (Brian and Debbie at the loft)
06. Iio - At The End (Scumfrog Remix) (Emmett and Michael look for Ted at Babylon)
07. Lofidelity All Stars - Battleflag (Brian breaking the lock at Babylon)
08. Lofidelity All Stars - Battleflag (End Credits)



Episode 312

01. Prodigy - Baby's Got A Temper (Babylon)
02. Mozart - Queen of the Night Aria (Emmett cleaning)
03. Live on Realease - I'm Afraid of Britney Spears (Comic book store)
04. Gotan Project - Santa Maria (Del Buen Ayre) (Brian’s 'Party', Hunter on the street)
05. Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (Brian and the cop)
06. Mozart - Queen of the Night Aria (Ted and Emmett)
07. Massive Attack - Future Proof (Ted/Emmett, Brian/Justin at bar, Mikey waiting, Hunter/Cop)
08. Massive Attack - Future Proof (End Credits)



Episode 313

01. ? - ? (Diner/Brian, Horavath & Deb talk
02. ? - ? (Bar/Brian & Cop
03. ? - ? (Restaurant/Emmett & Tweeked out Teddy
04. Vast - Touched (Ted's 'Party')
05. Kosheen - Hungry (Satoshi Tomiie Vocal Mix) (Woody’s, Brian & Justin
06. Kosheen - Hungry (Satoshi Tomiie Vocal Mix) (End Credits)



Episode 314

01. Muse - Feeling Good (Liberty Avenue)
02. ? - ? (Woody’s)
03. The Comas - Sweet Sweet 69 (Mel and Lindz)
04. INXS - Tight (Thick Dick Vocal Mix) (Brian and Emmett dancing)
05. Amon Tobin - Marine Machines (Ted sees the porn of himself)
06. Chemical Brothers w/Beth Orton - Where Do I Begin (Ted in rehab)
07. New Order - True Faith (Pet Shop Boys Remix) (Party in the streets)
08. New Order - True Faith (Pet Shop Boys Remix) (End Credits)

Episode 401

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Shanda Leer - What I did For Love
03. Simone - Haven't I Cried Enough (background at Babylon)
04. Shanda Leer - There'll Be Some Changes Made
05. Shanda Leer - Cry Me A River
06. ? - ? (Mikey and Hunter)
07. Shanda Leer - I Only Have Eyes For You (Brian with clients)
08. Ann Nesby - Shelter (Boris & Beck Dark Mix) (Woody's)
09. ? - ? (Ben and Mikey)
10. ? - ? (Ted and Emmett)
11. Shanda Leer - What I did For Love (Woody's)
12. Shanda Leer - A Great Day (Woodys, Darren's bashung)



Episode 402

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Andrea Menard - Sonny Makes Me Sunny (Justin and Darren)
03. Robbie Rivera featuring Billy Paul - Sex (Club Mix) (Brian in store)
04. Eels - Love of the Loveless (Ted and Blake at rehab)
05. Junior Senior - C'Mon (Naked volleyball)
06. Robbie Rivera featuring Billy Paul - Sex (Club Mix) (Hunter/Ben gym)
07. Collide - White Rabbit (Emmett tripping)
08. Thunderpuss - Welcome to my Head (Chris Cox Mix) (Justin drawing)
09. Panjabi MC - Mundian to Bach Ke (Babylon)
10. To My Surprise - Get it to Go (Justin & Cody/End credits)



Episode 403

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. From Rossini's Barber of Seville - Largo al factotum (horrible opera singer)
03. From Puccini's La Boheme (from La Boheme) - Che gelida manina (Ted's Try Out)
04. Placebo - Special Needs (Brian and Justin in the loft)
05. Doves - The Cedar Room (Jen and Brian the the bath house)
06. From Leoncavallo's Pagliacci - Vesti la giubba (Ted The Singing Waiter )
07. From Verdi's Rigoletto - La Donna e Mobile (Ted trying to sing in front of everyone)
08. ECT - Junk Odyssey (Pink Posse, Brian and Justin)
09. Amuka - Appreciate Me (Peter Rauhofer Mix) (Babylon)
10. Kosheen - Wasting My Time (Decoder Substance mix) (Emmett and Michael)
11. Uncut - Understanding the New Violence (End Credit)



Episode 404

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Lemon Jelly - In The Bath (Brian and Justin)
03. Ima Robot - Scream (Woody's)
04. Marilyn Monroe - I Wanna Be Loved By You (Deb being Deb at Mikey and Ben's)
05. From Verdi's Rigoletto - La Donna e Mobile (Ted Singing)
06. N.E.R.D. - Rockstar (Jason Nevins Remix) (Justin and Cody the club)
07. The Dandy Warhols - You Come In Burned (Justin and Cody/End credits)



Episode 405

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. ? - ? (Ben and Mikey at the diner)
03. ? - ? (Justin, Daph and Cody)
04. Mellowdrone - Beautiful Day (Mikey, comic book store)
05. Kodo - Strobe's Nanafushi (Babylon)
06. ? - ? (Vic's party)
07. Circlesquare - 7 Minutes (Justin, Brian and Daph)
08. Circlesquare - 7 Minutes (End credits - I may be wrong on this one)



Episode 406

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. ? - ? (Kennetik launch)
03. Dub Pistols - Six Million Ways To Live (Black Forest Mix) (Babylon)
04. The Warlocks - Baby Blue (Comic Book Store)
05. Organic Audio - Good to Go (Gym)
06. Train - Goldfrapp (Woody's/Brian walking away)
07. Mogwai - Christmas Song (Emmet reading the letter, Brian and Shane)
08. Sex Drums and Alcohol - London 909 (Brian finds out/End credits)



Episode 407

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Made By Monkeys - I Try (Peter Rauhofer Future Mix) (Babylon, Brian)
03. Gentleman Reg - The Statement (Brian and Justin at the Loft)
04. Nat King Cole - Joy To The World (Deb getting decorations)
05. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Shade of Blue (Ted at Babylon)
06. Angel Moraes - Tribal Function (That Kid Chris Mix) (Justin and Emmett)
07. Singapore Sling - Nuthin Ain't Bad (Loft)
08. Brenda Lee - Rock'n Around The Christmas Tree (Shanda Leer singing)
09. Anne Murray - Joy To The World (Christmas party)
10. Anne Murray - O'Come All Ye Faithful (Christmas Party)
11. Crystal Method - I Know It's You (Brian/End credits)



Episode 408

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Victor Calderone Vs Mauro - Deep Dark Jungle (Unreleased) (Babylon)
03. Village People - Y.M.C.A (Babylon)
04. Controller Controller - Watch (Brian and Justin)
05. Pinback - Microtonic Wave (Justin and Michael with Keller)
06. Secret Society - Stolen (John Selway Mix) (Brian)
07. Murk - Time (Scumfrog Mix) (Babylon, Comic Book Store)
08. Ambulance LTD - Primitive (The Way I Treat You) (Brian and Michael)
09. Tall Blonde - Don't Stop (Michael and Brian)
10. Suede - Attitude (End Credits)



Episode 409

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Andrea Menard Darren as Shanda Leer - If I Were A Man
03. Proles - Man In The Middle (Michael and Hunter)
04. ? - ? (Ted seals the deal for Dandy Lube.)
05. ? - ? (Emmet and Drew)
06. ? - ? (Deb and Emmett)
07. King Biscuit Time - I Walk The Earth (End Credits)



Episode 410

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Fluke - Zion (Emmett and Drew)
03. Electrelane - On Parade (Justin and Michael)
04. TV On The Radio - Satellite (Brian in the steam room)
05. The Uncut - St. Petersburg (Ben and Anthony)
06. Origene - Sancturary (Harry Lemon Remix) (Brian and Justin)
07. REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling (Ben and Michael/End credits)



Episode 411

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Guitar Shorty - Right Tool For The Job (Drew posing)
03. ? - ? (background at diner)
04. ? - ? (Debbie and Emmett at policeman's ball)
05. Lionel Richie - Three Times A Lady (Debbie and Horvath)
06. Grand National - Playing In The Distance (Babylon)
07. DJ Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body Rock (Brian and Jeffery)
08. Bellagio - U Need Love (Diner)
09. Kruder & Dorfmeister - Sin Where Shall I Turn (Brian and Jeffery at Hotel)
10. Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation (Touchdown)
11. Frou Frou Motel - Hear Me Out (Emmett Waiting at the motel)
12. Joe Montana - Icom (Ted & Emmett at Woody's)
13. The Reindeer Section - You Are My Joy (End Credits)



Episode 412

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Wintersleep - Sore (Hunter and Calie)
03. The Crystal Method - True Grit (Brian and Justin)
04. Jason Nevins - I'm the Main Man (Emmett's daydream of Babylon)
05. Tallis - Clementine (starting song of Spin Class)
06. The Salads - Get Loose (Cycling)
07. The Vines - Get Free (Brian training/End credits)



Episode 413

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. ? - ? (Justin stalking Brian)
03. The Premiums - White Lightning (Justin and Brian, Spin class)
04. Syntax - Bliss (Justin packing)
05. Livin' Joy - Don't Stop Movin' (Liberty ride send off)
06. Chk Chk Chk - Hello? Is This Thing On? (Justin at Brett's)
07. Paranoid Jack - Hollywood (Guys on Church St.)
08. Dan Sampson - Solid Gold (Moosies)
09. Man 2 Man Meet Parrish - Male Stripper (Stripper)
10. Georgie Porgie - I Love I Love (Mikey and Ben)
11. Haircut 100 - Fantastic Day (Mikeyand Ben get married, ride start/End credits)



Episode 414

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (opening credits)
02. Simian - Sunshine (riding)
03. ? - ? (Wedding Dance)
04. Stars LA Club - Death to Death (Justin, Brett and Conner at party)
05. Black - Wonderful Life (Brian)
06. Staple Singers aka The Edwin Hawkins Singers - O'Happy Day (Emmet/Ted)
07. Whiteside feat. Soulvibes (Hard Style Mix) - 2 Make The Things Alright (Brian's Babylon)
08. Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (Ben and Mikey/End credits)

Episode 501

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (Opening credits)
02. Utada - Devil Inside (Richard Vission Experience Mix) (Babylon, Brian and Justin talk)
03. Bucci Bag - More Lemonade (Scissor Sisters Sticky Tits Mix) (Babylon shuts down)
04. Duran Duran - (Reach Up For The) Sunrise [Jason Nevins Club Mix] (End Credits)



Episode 502

01. Burnside Project - Cue the Pulse to Begin (Opening credits)
02. ? - ? (Babylon, and Househounting)
03. ? - ? (Babylon's opening)
04. Scissor Sisters - Skins (Justin talking with Conner)
05. ? - The Wedding March (the Wedding)
06. Debby Holiday - Dive (Chris Cox Club Anthem) (Poppers)
07. ? - ? (Justin comes back)
08. Jacynthe - Look Who's Crying Now (Background at the diner)
09. RuPaul - Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous (Teddy checking himself out)
10. Groove Terminator - Here Comes Another One (Brian and Justin)
11. Superpitch - Fever (End Credits)



Episode 503

01. Burnside Project - Cue the pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. The Elected - Don't Get Your Hopes Up (Opening Song)
03. ? - ? (painting at the new house)
04. ? - ? (The loft)
05. Enzo Mori & Stephen Clark - Got The Feel (Ted and Emmett, Babylon)
06. Kayle - Fed Up (the diner)
07. The Sun - Valentine (Brian and Justin)
08. Paranoid Jack - Acid Fix (Gym)
09. Loretta Holloway - Stand Up (Audiowhores Edit Mix) (Woodys)
10. Goerge Morel Danny Buddah Morales - Sex is What I Need (Mikey and Deb)
11. Commander Tom - Attention (Jan Driver Remix) (Babylon, Brian and Justin)
12. Commander Tom - Attention (Jan Driver Remix) (End Credits)



Episode 504

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus (Loft)
03. ? - ? (The new house)
04. Hipjoint featuring Tania Hancheroff - Can't Stop Laughing (The Diner)
05. The Golden Dogs - Birdsong (The Diner)
06. The Burdocks - Save The World (Comic Book store)
07. ? - ? (Dinner)
08. David Morales & Lea-Lorien - How Would U Feel (Stereo Anthem Mix) (Woody's)
09. Mark Raa - Gato (Ted's dream)
10. D1 Music featuring Lisa Hunt - The Joint is Jumping (Babylon/End credits)



Episode 505

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. ? - ? (Babylon)
03. Piliavin & Zimbardo Babylon VIP Lounge - The Lick (Brian & Justin)
04. Gerling - Who's Ya Daddy? (passing JR around)
05. UNKLE - Awake The Unkind (Hunter)
06. Leon Boellmann - Toccata (from Gothique) (Ted)
07. Lazyboy Loft - Police Dogs Bonfire (Justin and Brian)
08. Lesbians On Ecstasy - Bitchsy (Ted and Em at the Lesbian bar)
09. Paranoid Jack - Drumspeak (Gym)
10. Death From Above 1979 - Romantic Rights (Justin and Daphne babysitting)
11. Inaya Day - Hold Your Head Up High(Jeff Poirier Mix) (Babylon)
12. ? - ? (The Diner)
13. Jere McAllister - Get It Right (Woody's)
14. Thick Dick - Tweakin (Liberty Ave)
15. Want - Jacknife Lee (Justin/End credits)



Episode 506

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. Steve Angello - The Look (D. Ramirez Mix) (Babylon)
03. Saint Pete & Robeter Prods Gym - Can't Stop This Feeling (Ted remembering the pity fuck)
04. ? - ? (Em at the mall)
05. Astrid Suryanto & Dave Micalizzi - More And More (Chus & Ceballos Mix) (Woody's)
06. Richard Grey featuring Golden Touch - Love Is All We Need (Hott 22 Remix) (Gym)
07. Charlatans UK - My Beautiful Friend (Brian in the batroom with Brandon)
08. Atomic Cyanide Diner - Intravenus Spiral (Deb in the diner)
09. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (Brian is turned down)
10. Elefant - Misfit (Justin and Michael)
11. Cut Copy - Going Nowhere (End Credits)



Episode 507

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. Holly James - Touch It (Wally Lopez Weekend Mix) (Babylon)
03. ? - ? (Ted and Troy)
04. ? - ? (Gym)
05. ? - ? (Justin and Michael)
06. ? - ? (Ted and Troy Fucking, Good Angel/Bad Angel)
07. ? - ? (Babylon)
08. Geri Halliwell - Ride It (Hex Hector Mix) (Babylon, Ted Dumping Troy)
09. Client Babylon - In It For The Money (Client vs. The Zip Remix) (Babylon)
10. ? - ? (Woody's, the bet)
11. Stine J - You Are My Sunshine (Brian and Justin/End credits)



Episode 508

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. The Chemical Brothers - Come Inside (Brian and Brandon)
03. Pete Lorimer - Sing Out (Woody's)
04. Tyler Durden feat Miss Bunty - Cause I know (Woody's)
05. Liberty Ave - Signs of Change (Ben talking with the hustler)
06. Darren Wilsey - What's Your Name (Diner)
07. Deep Dish - Flashdance (Woody's)
08. Soul Theory - Drama (Dramatic Soul Mix) (Babylon/End credits)



Episode 509

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. The Telepathic Butterflies - Love is for Hire (Background in the diner)
03. Pinback - Sender (Jen and Justin)
04. ? - ? (Brian at the loft, Brian and Debbie)
05. Black Rock feat Debra Andrew - Blue Water (The mixer)
06. Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation (Emmett and Drew)
07. ? - ? (Background in the diner)
08. Sheila Chandra - Sacred Stones (Brian and Mikey)
09. Dimas & Ferrero - Tunes of Nirvana (Brian and Ted)
10. Genius and Theives - Eluvium (Boys dancing/End credits)



Episode 510

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. Paper Moon - Falling (Background in the diner)
03. Gadjo feat Alexandra Prince Diner - So Many Times (Deep T. Sans Serif Mix) (Ted)
04. Mach 747 - One Day (Superstar) (Robeter House Mix) (feat Andersen) (Gym)
05. Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have to Love (Brian watching Justin)
06. Gadjo feat Alandra Prince - So Many Times (Deep T. Sans Serif Mix) (Diner)
07. ? - ? (Benefit)
08. Cyndi Lauper - Shine (Babylon 2005 Mix) (Cyndi Performing)



Episode 511

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. ? - ? (Church music)
03. ? - ? (Movie soundtrack)
04. Earlimart - We Drink On The Job (Justin's apartment)
05. Kasabian - Lost Souls Forever (Justin says No)
06. ? - ? (The Diner)
07. The Flaming Sideburns - Street Survior
08. Mogwai - 2 Rights Make 1 Wrong (Brian and Justin/End credits)
In the Screener version, the end song was Sleep by The Dandy Worhals.



Episode 512

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. Eagles Of Death Metal - I Only Want You (Brian and Justin)*
03. African All Stars - Summer Moon (Woody's)
04. Madeleine Peyroux - Dance Me To The End of Love (Background at Restaurant)
05. Femme Generation - Honestly, Trudy (Brian and Mikey at the Comic store) **
06. The Local Division - All The Rest Are Boring (Justin's Lost)
06. Ultra Nate - Free (Oscar G’s Space Afterhours Mix) (Poppers)
07. Dan Kircher - Just Nothing (Emmett and Drew and Woody's)
08. PJ Harvey - The Mess We're In (Brian and Justin/End credits)
*Ima Robot - Alive (Brian and Justin - Screener Version)
**The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It (Comic Book Store - Screener Version)



Episode 513

01. Burnside Project - Cue The Pulse to Begin (Opening Credits)
02. The Dandy Worhals - Sleep (Opening Scene)
03. Spiritual South - Green Gold (Background at Gym)
04. Debby Holidy - Half a Mile Away (Scotty K's Vocal Club Mix) (Woody's)
05. ? - ? (Woody's, Brian and Justin)
06. Sunday's Best - The Californian (Diner)
07. Mr. Scruff - Jazz Potato (Rehersal Dinner)
08. Simon Denny - Cliche (Paul Graces Big Room Mix) - (Ted, Emmett and Blake)
09. The Doves - Ambition (Brian and Justin) *
10. Heather Small - Proud (Peter Presta QAF V Vocal Mix) (Brian and Mikey, Babylon/End credits)
*Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns (Brian and Justin - Screener Version)

DO YOU KNOW BRIAN KINNEY?

Debbie Novotny

Debbie is the colorfully devoted mother of Michael. She's a PFLAG mom, very proud of Michael.

In fact, she's the mom of just about every other queer on Liberty Avenue. Besides joyously sticking her nose into the affairs of her queer folks, she spends her free time fighting discrimination, counseling gay teens and their parents, taking in runaways, caring for her brother Vic with AIDS, and dishing out turkey meatloaf and lemon bars at the Liberty Diner. She has a boyfriend, Detective Carl Horvath.

Debbie has known Brian since the first day Michael dragged him home from school, and she could see right away that her son was completely infatuated with him. She also knew he would be a lot of trouble. But Debbie also liked him a lot... she even loves him, but she's also wary of him. She knows he has power over Michael, and she doesn't like the way Michael will make stupid decisions just to suit Brian. But Brian respects a lot Debbie and listens to her advices. Sometimes she smokes joints with him, when she wants to have deep conversations...

She was a 2nd mother to Justin, since he ran away from home. She named him Sunshine.

She rides Brian about Justin, and forces him to take responsibility when he seems to just want to hide from the messes he makes sometimes.

"I've always said it isn't who you love, it's how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorising."

[Debbie] "You know, you really scared me, Brian. I thought, well, this time you've finally gone too far. Sold your soul for money and power. I know how important those things are to you, and I understand where it comes from. But each time you'd reach the precipice and were about to step headlong into oblivion, you always managed to pull back. Why is that?"
[Brian] "Winter sale at Prada?"

[Michael] "Ma, do you have to sit here?"

[Debbie] "I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way. If you meet somebody nice, you won't have to bring him home to meet me, 'cause I'm already here!"

Debbie's (in)famous T-Shirts:

- coming soon -

Melanie Marcus

She's a tough, no-nonsense, civil rights lawyer with a motorcycle mama past. Melanie isn't afraid to express a controversial opinion, whether personally or professionally. Yet, despite this contentious nature, she's also a devoted partner to Lindsay and mother to Gus, and will defend her friends to the death...even her sometimes nemesis: Brian.
Micheal is the father oh his daughter, Jenny Rebecca, who just like Gus, has two mothers: Mel and Lindz.

[Melanie] "Careful. Don't drop him!"
[Brian] "Oh that's just want I was planning on doing."

[Brian] "You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me."
[Lindsay] "Oooh, Brian!"
[Brian] "He can't help it. He's only seventeen."
[Melanie] "So, you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight!"
[Brian] "Yeah, but this one doesn't suck on my tits... unless I want him to!"

[Melanie] "It's simply in case something happens to you."
[Brian] "Like I'm decapitated at a railroad crossing. Or burned beyond recognition in some gas explosion. You know, I can just imagine the grizzly deaths you've conjured up for me."
[Melanie] "Like, in case you get sick."
[Brian] "Ah, even better."
[Melanie] "Considering your life. I mean, when's the last time you were tested?"
[Brian] "Six months ago. I was negative."
[Melanie] "That's twenty-six weeks and a hundred and eighty-two one night stands."
[Brian] "You know, I've always admired people who could multiply in their heads. And I'm always careful."

[Lindsay] "Look, this isn't for us. It's for our son. We need to make sure he'll be provided for."
[Brian] "And all I have to do is die!"
[Melanie] "Hopefully not before you sign these papers."

[Melanie] "Yeah, and I didn't want Brian be the baby's father in the first place. But, no, you had to have it your way. It had to be Brian or no one. So now he's a part of our lives forever. Whether we like it or not."

[Melanie] “Let me get this straight: you fuck up my life, destroy my relationship and you have the balls to ask me to represent you?"

[Brian] "Yeah, and I’ll pay too"

[Melanie] "Oh keep your money from what I hear, you’ll gonna need it"

[Brian] "Fine! Homophobe corporate America wins again"

[Melanie] "Oh Please you can hang a sign on your office door saying blowjobs: 10 cents, you wouldn’t get better than any women or person of color because guess what? You’re a white man and it still counts for something in this country"

(...)

[Brian] "Then you’ll take the case?"

[Melanie] "Look, not that I give a shit about saving your ass but it might be amusing to have you on debt with me for the rest of your life!"

[Melanie] "Un-fucking believable! Jeez, what are you, Mr Tefflon? Shit never sticks to you!"

[Leda] "Hi, I'm Leda"
[Brian] "Ahhh... Melanie's evil ex!"
[Leda] "And you must be the anti-christ... big fan!"

[Leda] "Ever been fucked by a dyke with a didlo?"
[Brian] "Is that an offer?"

Lindsay Peterson

Lindsay is the devoted and loving wife of Melanie Marcus.
Mostly warm, but with the capability to chill, Lindsay is a committed partner to Melanie and adoring mom to Gus. But probably her most difficult role is being one of Brian's best friends.
Balancing love, motherhood, and friendship can sometimes be a challenge for Lindsay
Lindsay is usually the level-headed one in most situations, and often becomes the peacemaker between Brian and Melanie. She's sometimes torn between her love for these two strong personalities, but there is no doubt the one priority that supercedes everything is her young son, Gus. She loves being a mother.

[Lindsay] "Say hello to your son."

[Lindsay] “Who would have thought? You and me. parents!”

[Brian] “It's pretty scary, boys and girls. Think it's too late to return it?”

[Lindsay] “We could try. Ohh. I guess this means we're finally grown-ups.”

[Brian] “ 'Don't say that, Wendy! We'll never grow up.' ”

[Lindsay] “Don't be scared. Hell, if our parents could fuck up, so can we.”

[Brian] “I would have fucked you, you know. If I wasn't afraid your lover would beat the shit out of me.”

[Lindsay] “Well, you had plenty of chances.”

[Brian] “And I took advantage of a few, if I recall.”

[Lindsay] “Wasn't half bad.”

[Brian] “Now you tell me? You mean I could have been straight this whole time?”

[Lindsay] “I wouldn't say that.”[Brian] “Well, then, I guess it's just as well.”

[Lindsay] "You know, in your own weird, subversive way, you're not a bad father."

[Brian] "Well, I prefer to see myself as the anti-dad."

[Lindsay] "Well, whatever you are, if you'd like to spend more time with him, all you have to do is ask."

[Brian] "I think I'll stick to my un-credited cameo appearances."

[Lindsay] "You know, one day in the not-too-distant future, we'll be watching him graduate from school. Then I imagine he'll meet a lovely young girl - or boy. Get married, maybe. Have grandchildren, maybe."

[Brian] "Oh, you really know how to kill a moment, don't you?"

[Lindsay] "Don't worry. I'm sure you'll be the hottest, handsomest anti-grandpa ever."

[Lindsay] "I want wrinkles, I want to have grey hair, I want Gus to make me a grandmother. I want to grow old with Melanie."
[Brian] "Do you want me to puke right here?"

[Brian] "I thought we agreed no weird lesbo sex in front of the kid."
[Melanie and Lindsay] "Fuck off, Brian!"

[Brian] "I just dropped by to let you know I’m not gonna be at the wedding; I’m going to the White Party in Miami instead."

[Lindsey] "You can’t ditch my special day."

[Melanie] "You prick."

[Brian] "As usual, objectivity falls to me... Think : you don't really want me there for you, do you? I have to be chemically dependent just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes. I'll heckle the ceremony. Table dance at the reception, and inevitably fuck every good looking guy - gay, straight or undecided - in the place. Finally, I'll pass out naked, bitching about the cheap booze. You'll loose your dignity, you friends and your shirts paying for the damages. Hell! I'm doing you a favor getting out of the town."

[Melanie and Lindsay] "Have a safe trip!"

[Brian] "I'm sorry I won't be there to see you..."
[Lindsay] "No, you're not! I'm sure you're gonna have a fabulous time... Hey, we'll both be in white! Just be carefull!"

[Brian] "Lindsay, it's your weadding present... all expenses per 2 payed for Miami. Have a honeymoon, we'll all take care of Gus."[Lindsay] "But you don't want to be here, you said yourself... you'd get drunk, make a scene, pass out nude..."
[Brian] "Would you just take the fucking tickets?"

[Lindsay] "No! I want you to go! It wouldn't be right for you to stay! Kinney sacrificing for others? Trapped in a hideous display of sentimentality? I'd lose all faith, all hope... What kind of gift is that? I want you to fuck lots of beautiful guys! No apologies, no regrets... It's the best gift you can give me, knowing you're happy"

Ted Schmidt

Ted could be the most insecure queer man in Pittsburgh. A hottie in his own-right, Ted hides what he has under one of the most boring wardrobes known to mankind. He approaches every guy at Babylon with one thought in his mind: "How fast are they going to reject me?" He also has a secret crush on Michael, as well as a predilection for co-dependent relationships. He's past 30, and feels like troll-hood is just around the corner.

Rejection and insecurity are a way of life him. His hobbies include web porn, video porn, porn magazines and pining after codependent relationships and/or unobtainable men. But despite his insecurities, Ted has had quite a few relationships.
His best friend is Emmett and he's also a big friend of Michael.

[Brian] "Why me? Why did you choose me?

[Ted] "My mother couldn't do it. Michael and Emmett couldn't do it. But you could, because you're a heartless shit. You could pull the plug and you wouldn't cry. And you'd know when it's time to go."

[Ted] "I saw you. Fucking. When I woke up. I thought: I'm in hell and this is my punishment, watching Brian Kinney fucking for all eternity."

[Ted] "I was rejected by everybody - it's good to be back!"

[Ted] "I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I going to do?"

[Emmett] "Have you tried soaking it?"
[Lindsay] "How about a cold shower?"
[Brian] "How about scaring it?"
[Justin] "That's hiccups."
[Brian] "Boo!"
[Ted] "Thank you all for caring."
[Melanie] "What about something that would completely turn you off?"
[Brian] "That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits?"

[Ted] "What am I gonna do??"

[Brian] "Keep it up til Monday."

[Emmett] "What's Monday?"

[Brian] "Flag Day!"

[Ted] "Michael's got Ben. You've got Justin. Even Emmett has George, for Christ's sake. How come everybody's got someone except me?

[Brian] "The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because you don't want one."

[Ted] "I don't?"

[Brian] "If you had one, it would challenge the well-established opinion you have of yourself as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. Therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you, then you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, when in fact you've gotten exactly what you wanted, namely nothing."

[Ted] "Well, thank you, Dr. Kinney. You've saved me years of therapy not to mention several thousand dollars."