Dr. Kinney

Michael's got Ben. You've got Justin. Even Emmett has George, for Christ's sake. How come everybody's got someone except me?

The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because you don't want one.

I don't?

If you had one, it would challenge the well-established opinion you have of yourself as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. Therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you, then you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, when in fact you've gotten exactly what you wanted, namely nothing.

Well, thank you, Dr. Kinney. You've saved me years of therapy not to mention several thousand dollars

[Episode 214]